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“Black guys counting my money! I hate it. The only kind of people I want counting my money are short guys that wear yarmulkes every day.”  

"Robert Pattinson should not take back Kristen Stewart. She cheated on him like a dog & will do it again – just watch. He can do much better!"  

“Ariana Huffington is unattractive, both inside and out. I fully understand why her former husband left her for a man – he made a good decision.”  

“It's freezing and snowing in New York--we need global warming!”  

“That must be a pretty picture, you dropping to your knees”  

“If Hillary Clinton can’t satisfy her husband what makes her think she can satisfy America?”  

“If Hillary Clinton can’t satisfy her husband what makes her think she can satisfy America?”  

“When Mexico sends its people, they’re not sending their best...They’re bringing drugs. They’re bringing crime. They’re rapists.”  

“Sadly, because president Obama has done such a poor job as president, you won’t see another black president for generations!”  

“I think the only difference between me and the other candidates is that I’m more honest and my women are more beautiful.”  

"All of the women on The Apprentice flirted with me - consciously or unconsciously. That's to be expected."  

"Oftentimes when I was sleeping with one of the top women in the world I would say to myself, thinking about me as a boy from Queens, 'Can you believe what I am getting?'"  

“Laziness is a trait in blacks.”  

"Sorry losers and haters, but my I.Q. is one of the highest -and you all know it! Please don't feel so stupid or insecure,it's not your fault"  

26,000 unreported sexual assults in the military-only 238 convictions. What did these geniuses expect when they put men & women together?  

"The other thing with the terrorists is you have to take out their families, when you get these terrorists, you have to take out their families." 

Right after Orlando: "Appreciate the congrats for being right on radical Islamic terrorism..." 

"An 'extemely credible soure' has called my office and told me that Barack Obama's birth certificate is a fraud." 

“You know, it really doesn’t matter what the media write as long as you’ve got a young, and beautiful, piece of ass.” 

Our great African American President hasn't exactly had a positive impact on the thugs who are so happily and openly destroying Baltimore! 

“If I were running ‘The View’, I’d fire Rosie O’Donnell. I mean, I’d look at her right in that fat, ugly face of hers, I’d say ‘Rosie, you’re fired.’” 

“...total and complete shutdown of Muslims entering the United States until our country's representatives can figure out what is going on.” 

"The point is that you can't be too greedy." 

"I have so many fabulous friends who happen to be gay, but I am a traditionalist.” 

"NBC News just called it ‘The Great Freeze’ — coldest weather in years. Is our country still spending money on the GLOBAL WARMING HOAX?" 

"No more massive injections. Tiny children are not horses—one vaccine at a time, over time." 

"While @BetteMidler is an extremely unattractive woman, I refuse to say that because I always insist on being politically correct." 

“[John McCain is] not a war hero…. He’s a war hero because he was captured. I like people that weren’t captured.” 

"[President Obama] doesn't have a birth certificate. He may have one, but there's something on that, maybe religion, maybe it says he is a Muslim. I don't know. Maybe he doesn't want that." 

“Look at that face! Would anyone vote for that? Can you imagine that, the face of our next president?! I mean, [Carly Fiorina’s] a woman, and I'm not supposed to say bad things, but really, folks, come on. Are we serious?" 

“I have a great relationship with the blacks.” 

“Sorry losers and haters, but my I.Q. is one of the highest -and you all know it! Please don’t feel so stupid or insecure, it’s not your fault” 

“I think if this country gets any kinder or gentler, it’s literally going to cease to exist.” 

“The concept of global warming was created by and for the Chinese in order to make U.S. manufacturing non-competitive.” 

“A person who is very flat-chested is very hard to be a 10." 

“There has to be some form of punishment [for women who seek abortions]." 

"That could be a Mexican plane up there — they're getting ready to attack." 

On pregnancy: “[It’s] a wonderful thing for the woman, it’s a wonderful thing for the husband, it’s certainly an inconvenience for a business. And whether people want to say that or not, the fact is it is an inconvenience for a person that is running a business." 

"Look at that face! Would anyone vote for that? Can you imagine that, the face of our next president?! I mean, she's a woman, and I'm not s'posedta say bad things, but really, folks, come on. Are we serious?"  

"I'd look her right in that fat, ugly face of hers and say, ‘Rosie, you’re fired.’ We’re all a little chubby, but Rosie’s just worse than most of us. But it’s not the chubbiness—Rosie is a very unattractive person, both inside and out." 

"Love him or hate him, Donald Trump is a man who is certain about what he wants and sets out to get it, no holds barred. Women find his power almost as much of a turn-on as his money." (Trump on Trump.) 

"#JebBush has to like the Mexican Illegals because of his wife." 

"I don't have to be politically correct." 

"I could stand in the middle of 5th Avenue and shoot somebody and I wouldn't lose voters" 

"Number one, I have great respect for women. I was the one that really broke the glass ceiling on behalf of women." 

"The women get it better than we do, folks. They get it better than we do. If she didn't play that card, she has nothing." 

"We can't continue to allow China to rape our country." 

"You could see there was blood coming out of her eyes, blood coming out of her wherever." 

"Look at those hands. Are they small hands?...If they're small, something else must be small. I guarantee you there's no problem, I guarantee." 

"A certificate of live birth is not the same thing by any stretch of the imagination as a birth certificate.” 

"How stupid are the people of Iowa?" 

 

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